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Cacao Spoon with Detachable Light
Scoop Clean. Never Fumble Again.
Engineered for accuracy, designed for ease, and built to effortlessly fit in your hands.
Deeply satisfying straw that does everything right - scoops the perfect measure, no mess, no wasted cacao, no regrets. Release so smooth that it all feels very enjoyable.
Simple to use. Smooth in function. Low light? No worries! This straw with built-in detachable light illuminates in the dark and keeps the flow right on track.


Detachable Light
Whether you’re preparing for focus or winding down, the Bumpskē Cacao Spoon brings a touch of ritual to every moment. The removable light makes it easy to scoop with confidence, day or night—no guesswork, just precision.
Features
A perfect portion of cacao, every time.
Built-in illumination for low-light settings, ensuring a clean, effortless scoop anywhere.
Crafted for comfort and effortless use.
Built to last with a clean, minimalist aesthetic.
Dimensions
Bumpskē
86mm/3.14”
1.26 mm/0.5”
86 mm x 12.6 mm/ 3.4” x 0.5”
85.8 mm/3.37”
9.28 mm/0.36”
20 g/0.7 oz
12 mm | 0.47″
Whats Included:
Everything you need for a seamless cacao experience: Unbox, set up, and enjoy—you're ready to roll.
Sleek, durable, and designed for effortless use.
Our detachable blue led light for those moments you need it in the dark.
A compact contact lens case to keep your cacao fresh and ready to go.
Easily remove and replace your spoon’s light for continued precision, anytime.
A surprise special thank you gift to our presale friends for your support.
Choose Your Line – Four Sizes for Conscientious Consumption
Bumpskē offers four thoughtfully designed sizes, letting you dial in your cacao experience with awareness and control. Modeled after ski run difficulties, each option helps you navigate your ideal intake:
100%
Wherever you are on the mountain, Bumpskē keeps your journey intentional, safe, and satisfying.
Testimonials
“OMG, how did I ever live without my Bumpskē?! This is a total game-changer. I finally know exactly how much I'm consuming, and the built-in light? Absolute perfection—it’s everything I never knew I needed!”
Claire G.








