Glow Up 

Never get stuck in the shadows. Our straw lights up when you need it, keeping your vibe (and your cacao) fresh and flowing—like first tracks on a bluebird day.

Glow Up 

Never get stuck in the shadows. Our straw lights up when you need it, keeping your vibe (and your cacao) fresh and flowing—like first tracks on a bluebird day.

Size Matters—Find Your Perfect Fit 

Some like it small, some like it big—now you’ve got options. Every Bumpskē comes standard with four adjustable sizes, so you can dial in your perfect run. Whether you’re taking it easy or going full send, you’ve got full control over your cacao carve. Precision meets preference, letting you enjoy cacao your way.

Size Matters—Find Your Perfect Fit 

Some like it small, some like it big—now you’ve got options. Every Bumpskē comes standard with four adjustable sizes, so you can dial in your perfect run. Whether you’re taking it easy or going full send, you’ve got full control over your cacao carve. Precision meets preference, letting you enjoy cacao your way.

Built To Last

Crafted from medical-grade stainless steel, Bumpskē straws are tough, durable, and ready for anything. Sleek, sturdy, and always reliable —your cacao ritual just leveled up. 

Built To Last

Crafted from medical-grade stainless steel, Bumpskē straws are tough, durable, and ready for anything. Sleek, sturdy, and always reliable —your cacao ritual just leveled up. 

No Waste, No Worries 

With Bumpskē, spills and accidents are a thing of the past. Take your cacao on the go—mess-free and hassle-free.

No Waste, No Worries 

With Bumpskē, spills and accidents are a thing of the past. Take your cacao on the go—mess-free and hassle-free.

Apres Bumpskē 

Wrap up your day with a smooth finish. Apres Bumpskē keeps the good times rolling long after the slopes are behind you. 

“OMG, how did I ever live without my Bumpskē?! This is a total game-changer. I finally know exactly how much I'm consuming, and the built-in light? Absolute perfection—it’s everything I never knew I needed!” 

Claire G. 

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